Комедийное видео о Войне за независимость США
Источник: https://www.ryandawson.org/p/4th-of-july-exactly-as-it-really
Краткое содержание
Пост приурочен к Дню независимости США и содержит комедийное видео, пародийно изображающее Американскую революцию. Транскрипт представляет собой абсурдистский скетч о сражении американских колонистов с британскими солдатами, наполненный гротескным юмором: британцы используют барсуков в качестве оружия, американцы стреляют из-за деревьев, а финальная речь пародирует фильм «День независимости». Видео не содержит политического анализа или серьёзного комментария и носит исключительно развлекательный характер.
Значимость
Развлекательный контент без аналитической ценности, опубликованный к празднику 4 июля.
🧾 Транскрипт (формат)
4th of July exactly as it really happened
Источник: https://www.ryandawson.org/p/4th-of-july-exactly-as-it-really
god bless
america [music]
it's the british the british are coming the british are coming i think
i have it it's like a chessboard they're synchronizing their efforts then
checkmate load those badgers you bastards sir that one's biting the ram hand and pissing in the cannon that's just proper british fighting spirit soldier is that
a badger brace for badger oh god it's got fish breath
tell me you see what i see i and i think they like
us can i get a little help
welcome to america i've got a tea bag for you 50 years ago british landed on our shore and we kept him on ice why wasn't i told about this it's on a need-to-know basis
i figure it's time for a cuppa smoke him
what are we gonna do we're gonna shoot from behind the mother trees get to
the trees
today you will be fighting for your freedom from a society completely devoid of dental care today we celebrate our independence day
get in george let's go kill some reds
lock and load benjamin locked and loaded
we need to hit that cannon doesn't anyone have any bullets left bomber on the horizon that's not a bomber you british assholes
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